Major League

Bats, they are sick. I cannot hit curveball. Straightball I hit it very much. Curveball, bats are afraid. I ask Jobu to come, take fear from bats. I offer him cigar, rum. He will come. (PC)

You know you might think about taking Jesus Christ as your savior instead of fooling around with all this stuff. (EH)

Jesus, I like him very much, but he no help with curveball. (PC)

You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball? (EH)

Exchange between Pedro Cerano and Eddie Harris
from Major League

Yo, bartender, Jobu needs a refill.

Up your butt, Jobu.

Eddie Harris to self
from Major League