Rants

"Lennox Lewis, I'm coming for you man. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah!"

--Iron Mike Tyson

Lunatic, cannibal, and quote machine

Apparently also a devout Muslim

"Three against one, it's not a big surprise...Don't stand on my dog or I cut your head off!"

--World Road Champ Cadel Evans

Perennial whiner and underachiever

See also: Schizophrenic

"The last thing I want to do with my time on the Earth is spend it with annoying people."

--My wife

in reference to Christmas shopping

I tend to agree (in reference to all of the time)